Someone posted you on tumblrpic(.)com and you're not gonna like it
uh oh i had better check that the fuck out
|Politician at door:||(blah blah blah)...and my strong commitment to traditional family values, as my wife of 28 years will attest.
|Shade's mom:||Sir, I don't care if you have orgies every Tuesday night so long as you get your job done.
|Shade's mom:||Also, if "traditional family values" is a sneaky way of saying "anti-gay marriage stance," you should know that my daughter is bisexual, and if I never get to cry at her wedding because some law you passed made her wedding illegal, I will personally see that your wife of 28 years has a lesbian awakening in time for you to discover the virtues of traditional divorce.
|Politician:||...you have yourself a nice day, m'am.
Uninsured Aurora Victim Could Face $2 Million In Medical Bills →
Caleb Medley was shot in the eye in the Aurora movie theater shooting and remains in the intensive care unit in an induced coma. Medley sustained the terrible injuries only days before his wife Katie was due to give birth to a baby boy they plan to name Hugo. She now joins him in the same hospital — just one floor away — where she was set to be induced.
But even if Caleb makes a full recovery and meets his son, what happened late Friday evening at the movie theater could ruin the young family’s finances. Caleb doesn’t have health insurance, and his medical bills could amount to $2 million, according to his family.
Longtime friend Michael West has created a websiteto raise money for Caleb, who has been an aspiring stand-up comedian since the eighth grade. “He needs to get better because he needs to be a dad,” West said.
This man went to a movie, and now he is facing medical bills that will likely bankrupt him and his family. He did nothing wrong, yet the goddamn Tea Party and goddamn Mitt Romney and goddamn Ron Paul will tell him, his wife, and their unborn child that they are on their own because of reasons.
We need single-payer healthcare in America, and we have to do something as a nation about all the goddamn guns.
UGH GOP WTF.
I’m literally loling so hard at this.
this has come through before but i will always reblog because mitch hedberg
(Source: xombiedirge, via blazn)
Hank's Tumblr: Solving a Problem →
So every once in a while, someone (or a couple of someones) will get it into their heads that it’d be cool to come visit us in real life by tracking down our addresses and knocking on our doors, or leaving presents on our doorstep or in our mail box.
As harmless as that no doubt is, it is for…
click play and watch the .gif
i really wasn’t goin to reblog this. honest.
beauties of the interwebs
This is glorious
reblogging because Eric Foreman’s basement is where I almost always want to be. And Annie Lennox. Definitely Annie Lennox.