A Well-Fed Artist

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I don't think you meant to end up here.

Anonymous asked: Someone posted you on tumblrpic(.)com and you're not gonna like it


Answer:

uh oh i had better check that the fuck out

— 1 year ago
Album!

prettyhungryartist:

I made an album of music. This is it. If you’re interested, check it out. Free to hear and download.

http://allanvanvliet.bandcamp.com/album/before-and-after

(Source: spinalcrackr)

— 2 years ago with 5 notes

Why I Love My Mother

Politician at door:(blah blah blah)...and my strong commitment to traditional family values, as my wife of 28 years will attest.
Shade's mom:Sir, I don't care if you have orgies every Tuesday night so long as you get your job done.
Politician:...
Shade's mom:Also, if "traditional family values" is a sneaky way of saying "anti-gay marriage stance," you should know that my daughter is bisexual, and if I never get to cry at her wedding because some law you passed made her wedding illegal, I will personally see that your wife of 28 years has a lesbian awakening in time for you to discover the virtues of traditional divorce.
Politician:...you have yourself a nice day, m'am.
— 2 years ago with 46695 notes
Uninsured Aurora Victim Could Face $2 Million In Medical Bills →

wilwheaton:

Caleb Medley was shot in the eye in the Aurora movie theater shooting and remains in the intensive care unit in an induced coma. Medley sustained the terrible injuries only days before his wife Katie was due to give birth to a baby boy they plan to name Hugo. She now joins him in the same hospital — just one floor away — where she was set to be induced.

But even if Caleb makes a full recovery and meets his son, what happened late Friday evening at the movie theater could ruin the young family’s finances. Caleb doesn’t have health insurance, and his medical bills could amount to $2 million, according to his family.

Longtime friend Michael West has created a websiteto raise money for Caleb, who has been an aspiring stand-up comedian since the eighth grade. “He needs to get better because he needs to be a dad,” West said.

This man went to a movie, and now he is facing medical bills that will likely bankrupt him and his family. He did nothing wrong, yet the goddamn Tea Party and goddamn Mitt Romney and goddamn Ron Paul will tell him, his wife, and their unborn child that they are on their own because of reasons.

We need single-payer healthcare in America, and we have to do something as a nation about all the goddamn guns.

UGH GOP WTF.

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— 2 years ago with 1272 notes

sabrinamarceline:

stfusexists:

lemonlights:

One of the most empowering sets of images I’ve come across this summer. And of course, Hill is on a phone.

Political Powerhouses in Vogue: Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, Condoleezza Rice - Magazine - Vogue

That gorgeous woman in the red dress surrounded by papers in her lovely apartment? THAT is Huma Abedin, who Michele Bachmann wants investigated for imaginary terrorist ties.

The woman playing with her children is Kirsten Gillibrand, who I’m proud to call my senator!

— 2 years ago with 7385 notes

grangerisourqueen:

I’m literally loling so hard at this.

this has come through before but i will always reblog because mitch hedberg 

(Source: xombiedirge, via blazn)

— 2 years ago with 63210 notes
Hank's Tumblr: Solving a Problem →

edwardspoonhands:

So every once in a while, someone (or a couple of someones) will get it into their heads that it’d be cool to come visit us in real life by tracking down our addresses and knocking on our doors, or leaving presents on our doorstep or in our mail box.

As harmless as that no doubt is, it is for…

— 2 years ago with 6525 notes

sabrinamarceline:

i-am-katie-mac:

magpie422:

allonsyimpala:

vinny001:

click play and watch the .gif


i really wasn’t goin to reblog this. honest. 

beauties of the interwebs

This is glorious 

reblogging because Eric Foreman’s basement is where I almost always want to be. And Annie Lennox. Definitely Annie Lennox.

brilliant

— 2 years ago with 133172 notes